I think everyone needs to laugh at the silly side of life sometimes. With that said, I am offering the following (all from The New Yorker archives) about health and food:
"Throw out the hummus - from now on, we only eat food too fake to host bacteria."
“He’s allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit.”
But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"
"Be honest - how much are you exercising?"
Credit: R. Glasbergen